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Krautmas: Rockhound Mix
02:34
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Christmas time and you're on Santa's naughty list
Denn er weiß wie böse du gewesen bist
You're on the naughty list
Du weißt genau wie böse du bist
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(Movement 1)
The Christmas Spirit Molecule
(M.E.) All I want for Christmas is some DMT
Some DMT, yes some DMT
All I want for Christmas is some DMT
So I can be Santa's machine elf
(Santa) Christmas is for family,
Not smoking meth and PCP
If you ask me Santa, please!
I'll fill your stocking with some DMT…
(Movement 2)
Haint of Christmas Past
Yes I'm the haint of Christmas past
I’m gonna haint your Christmas ass
I'm gonna haint you and your mother
Cause I'm the haint of Christmas past
(Movement 3)
Toddsmas
I don't wanna work,
I just wanna ride on Santa's sleigh!
I don't wanna work,
I just wanna bang on Santa's sleigh!
(Movement 4)
Crimpsmas
Pa rum pa pum pum
Snowflake in your eye, televangelist
Ice cold Swisher Sweets
Steal a Christmas tree
Pumpernickel pumpernickel
Who stole the popcorn
Santa wet his pants,
Hi hi! Ho ho!
Poppy poppy poppy poppy
Poppy poppy poppy poppy
Poppy poppy little drummer boiiiiiiiiii !!!
(Movement 5)
Shatsmas
(Shatner) Pa rum pa pum pum (x 1000)
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Black XMass
02:36
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Lucifer we sing to you this day
Morning star that shines to light the way,
Satan's majesty to which we pray
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(hainted honking)
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Ho! Ha! Ho ho ho! Ha!
The World War on Christmas, it is coming
To your town, in December
Many will suffer, some may perish, buckle down
Ho! Ha! Ho ho ho! Ha!
The machine elves and snowmen are armed with weapons
Made to kill human children
They know no freedom or compassion, are but shells
From gore and carnage, the people fled!
Children crying, their mothers dead!
Ho! Ha! Ho ho ho! Ha!
Mrs. Claus is designing a weapon,
To wipe out the naughty humans
Annihilation and destruction, Yule tide hell
Ho! Ha! Ho ho ho! Ha!
Rudolph the reindeer, antlers sharpened,
Strung with bleeding human entrails
The blood thirsty beast is on a rampage, dressed to kill
Elves on shelves, come out to play!
Sniping humans, on Christmas Day!
Blood alliance, with Sinterklaus!
Dish out beatings, you in his pouch!
Ho! Ha! Ho ho ho! Ha!
The World War on Christmas, it is here
Unleashed terror, pain and fear
If you’ve been naughty, greedy, selfish, say your prayers
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6. |
Santa's a Fat Bitch
04:53
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