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30 Timeless Xmas Greats

by BAND

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1.
Christmas time and you're on Santa's naughty list Denn er weiß wie böse du gewesen bist You're on the naughty list Du weißt genau wie böse du bist
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(Movement 1) The Christmas Spirit Molecule (M.E.) All I want for Christmas is some DMT Some DMT, yes some DMT All I want for Christmas is some DMT So I can be Santa's machine elf (Santa) Christmas is for family, Not smoking meth and PCP If you ask me Santa, please! I'll fill your stocking with some DMT… (Movement 2) Haint of Christmas Past Yes I'm the haint of Christmas past I’m gonna haint your Christmas ass I'm gonna haint you and your mother Cause I'm the haint of Christmas past (Movement 3) Toddsmas I don't wanna work, I just wanna ride on Santa's sleigh! I don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on Santa's sleigh! (Movement 4) Crimpsmas Pa rum pa pum pum Snowflake in your eye, televangelist Ice cold Swisher Sweets Steal a Christmas tree Pumpernickel pumpernickel Who stole the popcorn Santa wet his pants, Hi hi! Ho ho! Poppy poppy poppy poppy Poppy poppy poppy poppy Poppy poppy little drummer boiiiiiiiiii !!! (Movement 5) Shatsmas (Shatner) Pa rum pa pum pum (x 1000)
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Black XMass 02:36
Lucifer we sing to you this day Morning star that shines to light the way, Satan's majesty to which we pray
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(hainted honking)
5.
Ho! Ha! Ho ho ho! Ha! The World War on Christmas, it is coming To your town, in December Many will suffer, some may perish, buckle down Ho! Ha! Ho ho ho! Ha! The machine elves and snowmen are armed with weapons Made to kill human children They know no freedom or compassion, are but shells From gore and carnage, the people fled! Children crying, their mothers dead! Ho! Ha! Ho ho ho! Ha! Mrs. Claus is designing a weapon, To wipe out the naughty humans Annihilation and destruction, Yule tide hell Ho! Ha! Ho ho ho! Ha! Rudolph the reindeer, antlers sharpened, Strung with bleeding human entrails The blood thirsty beast is on a rampage, dressed to kill Elves on shelves, come out to play! Sniping humans, on Christmas Day! Blood alliance, with Sinterklaus! Dish out beatings, you in his pouch! Ho! Ha! Ho ho ho! Ha! The World War on Christmas, it is here Unleashed terror, pain and fear If you’ve been naughty, greedy, selfish, say your prayers
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about

Recorded on Atwood Terrace in December 2019r. Thanks to Chris Lute for his assistance in mixing and mastering. Special thanks to Zack Kouns and Rick Weaver for inspiring us to create the Christmas Spirit Molecule, which then led to the rest of the album.

Album art by Alyssa Wunderlich and Kevin Greene

credits

released December 12, 2019

Eve (hainted orchestra, synth, vocals, djembe, viola, melodica), Kevin (sax, moog, hainted church organ, keyboard, vocals, djembe, hainted guitar, hainted chains), William Shatner (festive shatting), Klaus Kleincreem (vocals, organ), James 'Paul McKartney' McKain (sax), Chris (guitar, violin), Alyssa (vocals, effects), Satanic Boys Choir of North Linden (vocals), The Infinite Jester (vocals, viola, melodica, beats), Vin Flicted (production, beats, synths, shitty flute, sax), North Linden Klown Khoir (backing vocals)

BAND acknowledges having ripped off:
Papa Legba, Frank Hurricane, Shooby Taylor, Insane Clown Posse, Runescape, Tchaikovsky, William Shatner, The Mighty Boosh, Albert Ayler (James), Alvin & the Chipmunks, Wesley Willis, BJ Snowden, The Beach Boys, Some drummer on Youtube, Johnny Mathis, Terence McKenna, Joe Rogan, Todd Rundgren, Throbbing Gristle, Ween, God, Jesus, The Holy Haint, Adobe, Ableton, Apple, Youtube.

To claim unpaid royalties send a stamped envelope to: 1-800-ILUV-ICP

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